“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give”–Winston Churchill
A lorry load of flour has been shed on the M4 near Swindon.
Police have called in Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry to see what they make of it.
“Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.” –H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A policeman pulled me over and said,
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
I said, “Because you wanted to see how tall I am?”
“Step out of the car, sir.” he ordered.
I said, “See, I told you.”
“Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.”–Frank A. Clark
I went to the pet shop the other day to buy some breeding birds. The cashier said” have you got a store card?” I said no but I got a budgie excited once!!